Pizza Pops™ are weird pizza; we’re not round or flat like most other pies. But our weirdness is what set us apart. We prefer those who are a bit on the weird side, who do things that other people don’t get and who are unique! After all, we’re kind of weird pizza, but weird is good.
That feeling when you’re waiting for your Pizza Pop to microwave. It feels like forever. Time stops. Your heart races as the microwave hums. An unending abyss of anticipation as you longingly stare into your microwave. Then *beep*. It’s ready. You bite it. It burns your mouth because you didn’t wait. That’s on you. Always let your Pizza Pop cool before biting it. Duh.
Neither of us want to have this talk. But you’re gonna wanna remove your Pizza Pop from its wrapper, microwave it for 1 minute, flip it and microwave for another 30 seconds. Let it sit for 1 minute so it doesn’t burn. Now let’s never talk about this again.